Now here’s an article close to my heart, but I’m not sure if I’m more surprised that someone was urinated on at a Metallica concert or that there was an incident with a drunk Massachusetts cop making the news. It’s true, why do you think this article is from the Cape Cod Times and not a Boston paper? (hint: it’s not news). There are just so many things wrong with the following statement:
A Brewster police officer [Joseph Houston] is on paid administrative leave after allegedly urinating on a fellow music-lover at a Metallica concert in Boston and then refusing to leave TD Banknorth Garden when security guards ejected him for disorderly conduct.
- Cape Cod Online
Fellow music-lover? Let’s be serious here, this is a Metallica concert. Furthermore, the Garden is a large indoor stadium with plenty of bathrooms, as far as I remember. Therefore, this is urination with intent. Clearly, this cop was about to go on a serial urination on every supposed music-lover.











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