Brewster cop accused of urinating on Metallica fan
Written by Dan on January 29, 2009
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Now here’s an article close to my heart, but I’m not sure if I’m more surprised that someone was urinated on at a Metallica concert or that there was an incident with a  drunk Massachusetts cop making the news.  It’s true, why do you think this article is from the Cape Cod Times and not a Boston paper? (hint: it’s not news).  There are just so many things wrong with the following statement:

A Brewster police officer [Joseph Houston] is on paid administrative leave after allegedly urinating on a fellow music-lover at a Metallica concert in Boston and then refusing to leave TD Banknorth Garden when security guards ejected him for disorderly conduct.
    - Cape Cod Online 

Fellow music-lover?  Let’s be serious here, this is a Metallica concert.  Furthermore, the Garden is a large indoor stadium with plenty of bathrooms, as far as I remember.  Therefore, this is urination with intent.  Clearly, this cop was about to go on a serial urination on every supposed music-lover.

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